Real Estate Agents to Seek Bailout

From where it began is to where it returns.

Residential real estate, once known as the bedrock of our communities, the pillar of stabilization is causing wide spread havoc with our financial system and our economy. It was local, went regional, spread national and grew globally. The crisis has come full circle as many real estate agents who once prospered are now forced to leave the business as their incomes have severely diminished.

We Want Our Government Cheese

“If you thought that the government bailout was limited to auto executives and fat cats on Wall Street think again”, said Ms. Nayber Hood Special-List, who sells Pasadena real estate. She is also spokeswoman for the newly formed group of real estate agents and office manager’s. The group formally known as “Neighborhood Interest’s Matter, Return Our Dignity” (NIMROD) is accepting members to rally and March on Washington. Their goal is to testify before a government sub committee and enlist congressional support for a bailout that would provide every one of their members a $225,000 payout.

“Once the sub-prime issues began to surface and a few of the congressman received their sweetheart loans, the real estate market begin to slow and houses quit selling” said Ima Clozr, a co-founding member. “Many of the agents in our association have no education and no corporate experience to look for another job. Heck, some who have been in the business for 30 years don’t even know how to turn on the computer. These people need financial assistance, where else are they going to find comparable income”?

In an email blast sent to its members, NIMROD requested that its members who own BMW’s, Lexus and Mercedes not drive these cars to Washington. Instead they recommended renting a US made vehicle and showing their support for the auto industry. It was not clearly known if this strategy would work as many of the emails from real estate agents go directly into the “junk” email folder.

Declining Foreclosure Activity

On of the concerns expressed by the NIMROD’s was the reduced number of expected foreclosure filings. The recent decision by Fannie Mae to suspend foreclosures until January 2009 was met with mixed results. “Fewer foreclosures translate into fewer bargains which mean fewer home sales, which is why we are seeking a bailout”, said NIMROD spokesperson Getta Minenow.

The NIMROD Association is expecting the “welcome” mat to be out and a very warm reception when they meet on Capitol Hill. After all, it is the Holiday Season and our government has been in a very giving mood lately.

This story is fictional and any reference to people, places or events is coincidental. A lighthearted look at the days mind numbing events. Someone, anyone, stop the madness!

A Satirical Look at the Housing Market Collapse

Nothing proves a point like satire. Sometimes a whimsical approach to an issue makes the facts undeniably clear.

The following video chronicles all of the common themes in the last few years and even today, to provide four minutes of entertainment.

Selling Your Home With Effective, High Impact Language

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Many Pasadena homes for sale are listed by verbally challenged real estate agents. A few lines of copy and maybe a picture. Some agents do a great job, while others could use a refresher course on selling. If you have looked at homes lately you’ve see all kinds of attempts to sell real estate. Your impression of the property for sale may be influenced to a great extent on how well the agent attempted to describe the house.

A Good Salesperson Turns Negatives Into Positives

This is a fictitious tongue in cheek approach on selling a home and the options that exist. There are always two sides to every story. anywhere USAThe question becomes the manner in which the property is presented. Depending on what is described, it can offer a summation of the negative aspects or it can sell the opportunity and potential.

Either way you have to read through the lines. Perceptions often differ, especially on something as emotional as the purchase of a home.

Pasadena Home for Sale

Option 1

This home is a major fixer. Previous occupant neglected the property and is in need of much repair. Not in the best location as it sits on a high traffic street across a gas station, a firehouse and emergency medical transportation. The property is sometimes noisy as it sits close to the freeway and police helicopters flying overhead can often be heard.

Now we will present the second option, turning the above negatives into selling positives:

Option 2

An incredible opportunity for the new owner to start fresh and make this home their own. Bring your own decorating ideas and custom touches to create your dream home. Imagine the convenience of driving across the street to fill your gas tank or pick up a soft drink. And for those of you that may require medical attention, you can rest assured that a paramedic or fireman is just steps away. Your drive to and from work just much shorter as the house is freeway adjacent. The police constantly patrol the area to keep you and your new home safe and secure.

As you can see, the language used to describe the house is dramatically different. If you are in the market to buy a home (1) do you look through the clutter, the filth and the existing conditions to see an opportunity, or (2) Do you read past the puffing, and the fluff to remain skeptical of the selling process?

Wal Mart’s Real Estate Influence

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The description in the Pasadena multiple listing service stated that the house was “corporate owned”. Could it be due to a job transfer and it was now being sold by the relocation company? Or maybe it was a corporate buyout allowing one of its key employees to rid themselves of their last ties to the area, enabling them to relocate and start fresh.

..”Are we preparing to enter the Wal Martization of the housing industry as bank owned properties populate the landscape”

It was none of those. Just another house which had completed the foreclosure process and was now owned by the bank or more appropriately, Fannie Mae. Wow was this listing agent clever. I would have to trust my assumptions due to the fact that emails and phone calls to the agent and his company went unreturned. This must be the new consumer centric real estate models I have heard about. If consumer centric is defined as enhancing marketing practices to improve effectiveness in reaching consumers, this company represents the new paradigm in how real estate will evolve into the 21st century. I don’t know about you, but when I call a business and my phone call goes into a continuous voice mail loop, I know immediately this is a company I want to work with. Furthermore, my intentions are confirmed when emails and faxes do not receive a response.

I thought real estate was a service industry. To that I have to say “where’s the beef”? In this fast paced, bottom line, results oriented, electronic delivery text message world in which we do business these days, is it possible to reduce the 5 P’s of Marketing (product, price, promotion, place and people) down to only 1, which is price? This strategy can be effective if the price makes people take notice. WalmartA price that is about 20% below the other houses in the market area is an effective use of this strategy. Just like the old song from Badfinger……”If you want it here it is come and get it, but you better hurry because its going fast”.

Actually when you think about it hasn’t the number one retailer in the world used this low price strategy? To their credit, Wal Mart does do other promotional vehicles and a broad product assortment, but they have built their reputation on having the lowest price. Are we preparing to enter the Wal Martization of the housing industry as bank owned properties populate the landscape?

Bank owned or REO properties occupy a different thought process. Banks are taking huge loses on real estate and when a property is re-acquired through foreclosure they have one priority which is to sell it immediately if not sooner. No color flyer, no flowered painted picture description, no open houses, no staging, and no just baked cookie aroma. Just price it low and watch it go. Sans the emotional appeal.

Is it effective? Sure seems to be. Many of these properties receive multiple offers and bid up very close to the actual comps in the area. The bank gets a solid buyer with good financials and a quick escrow. Wal Mart gets a satisfied customer with a full shopping cart.

The Lighter Side of Housing Market Madness

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News crews started lining up on Saturday afternoon outside IndyMac’s headquarters in Pasadena, California. up2daterealestate.comBy Monday morning there were so many vans and news people ready to provide live feeds that they needed a parking valet. Everyone was hoping to see an angry mob and a good old fashioned run on the bank, not seen since the 1930′s. However things were mostly uneventful and low key. Due to the rising appreciation and availability of home equity loans over the last several years, it was estimated that none of the IndyMac depositors’ had funds in excess of $100,000, well within the government guaranteed limits. Many of the bank customers had recently begun dipping into their savings accounts to pay for gasoline as Californian’s have the privilege of paying some of the highest fuel prices in the nation.

Miss USA Predicts Housing Market Direction

Just like Punxsutawney Phil can tell us if winter is over, Miss USA can tell us the direction of the housing market. When Miss USA parades herself for the judges, slips and falls on her housing bubble, well folks the news is just not favorable. Last year when Miss USA fell for the first time, we had hoped that our new Miss USA could turn the other cheek. Apparently not, our housing situation will continue to be the butt of many untold tails. Would someone please place some rubber soles on the shoes of next years contestant?

And to add insult to injury, this week’s issue of Barron’s, right there on the front cover proclaims “Home Prices Are About To Bottom“. Now that is what I call foresight.


And finally, the “Wall Street Journal” chimes in,

Today’s special feature “How to Sell A House, When You Have to Sell It” provides readers with 7 timely tips which include:

  1. Fix it and Clean it up
  2. Price it Cheaply
  3. Hire a top real estate agent

Now I can understand why this is one of the most respected newspapers in the nation. Wait a minute; I think we have covered much of the same material.

Here at up2date we have written extensively about preparing your home for sale the importance of pricing your home for sale and working with a top Pasadena Realtor.

Maybe if this real estate thing doesn’t turn around I can get a job freelancing for the “Journal”.